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荒诞小小说:“永生”

我在想,呆会儿戴着头盔出去骑车,绕新建中的天府大道北延线和新三星堆博物馆,跑一圈……路上,​突然出现一辆横冲直撞的大车,我来不及躲闪,头盔连着脑袋,一起被大车车轮压扁……

瞬间,灵魂出窍,嗖的一声,就飞到最近的警局,在警局的大门,用意念刻下自己的家庭住址、联系方式。然后,嗖的一声,又飞到北京、上海,广州、香港、澳门,台湾(凑字数)……逛完所有地方,灵魂再嗖回家里。看着家人闻信捡来自己残存的躯体,落下伤心的眼泪,顿时觉得,自己“玩火”过头了,得及时让灵魂依附身体……

一想到这里,顿时就觉得:以后骑车,不要再戴着头盔了。因为之前,压根,就没这样想过:获得“永生”最简单的途径之一,是“死亡”“永生”,不过“死亡”的另一个代名词。(中立)


Absurd Little Novel: "Eternal Life"

I'm thinking, I'll go out for a bike ride with a helmet on, and run around the newly building Tianfu Avenue North Extension and New Sanxingdui Museum… On the road, ​suddenly a rampant large car appeared. I didn't have time to dodge, the helmet was attached to my head, and all together crushed by the wheels of the car…

In an instant, the soul came out of the body and flew to the nearest police station with a swoosh. At the gate of the police station, use mind to engrave my home address and contact information. Then, with a swoosh, I flew to Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Hong Kong, Macau, Taiwan (to make up number of words)… After visiting all the places, the soul whizzes back home. Seeing family members pick up my surviving body after hearing the news, tears of sadness fell, Suddenly I felt that I was "playing with fire" too much, and had to let the soul attach to the body in time

When think of this, I suddenly feel: Riding a bike in the future, don't wear a helmet. Because before, at all, I never thought about it this way: One of the easiest ways to achieve "immortality", is "death". "Eternal life" is just another synonym for "death". (neutral)


2022.10.19 15:02
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